2012-06-28 / Columns
JUST ASK ALICE
Alice Wickhammer of Jester Hill offers insight into your day-to-day traumas.
DEAR ALICE: Is it true that if global warming continues Hawaii will be under water? —WORRIED IN WYSOX DEAR WOR: If it happens, it will be a huge problem for President Obama because there will be no place for him to pretend that he was born. —ALICE
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